Last night, we went to see Dead & Company in Camden, New Jersey at the BB&T Pavilion, a true diamond in a goat’s ass. The venue, that is. We took our oldest son and his girlfriend–both deadheads as well, and had a great show. Looking back on our long, strange trip, I can honestly say … More Tales from the Dead Files
Like Britney Spears, albeit an earlier vintage, I’m not that innocent. I’ve seen a bunch: The assassinations of JFK and MLK; Vietnam; man landing on the moon; Watergate; Disco; the advent of MTV; the Reagan years; Grunge; Desert Storm; the dot-com and housing bubble; the golden years of Clinton; 9/11, Afghanistan, Iraq and the … More Five Things I Never Thought I’d See…
What about that coworker who loves to put you down? Like the woman who was actually the niece to the company’s owner who made a point to humiliate me in front of the rest of the office… In contrast, the owner of the company was so down to earth, he carried a can of Tucks Hemorrhoidal Pads with him through the office on his way to the men’s room. His niece? A Grade A-Bitch. … More Ten Times When You Could Swear You Were Still in High School
In further proof my life is a sit-com, I have a confession to make: I was humiliated by poop. It nearly cost me my job. I shit you not. That’s right. I was laid low by a turd. Turd is a bad word. Who knew? And it’s all Jeff Goldblum’s fault. You know the guy. … More Jeff Goldblum is Watching You Poop
WTF America? As a nation, we have lost our sense of humor. Any of the following sound familiar? Bosses who are politically motivated. Henchmen from Human Resources. A P.C. culture run amok. Perceived threats of litigation looming like boogie-men—er, my bad–boogie persons instilling lower-level supervisors with paranoia. Self-aggrandizing middle-management. Dr. Evil behind every corner. No, … More No Joking…Not a Tee, a Hee, or a Ha!